November 2011
78 posts
Darwin’s Nightmare. An interesting film, if not aptly titled.
Nov 30th
As an aside, I would like to never hear any non-meteorological event described as a ‘perfect storm’ again. Junger’s book was painful, the literary/journalistic equivalent of the revelation that dust collects in corners and under furniture. Oprah-worthy, tho’.
Nov 30th
Is it the threshold between seasons that seems to have so many of us cleaning house?
Nov 30th
Nobody move, I am out of butter and nearly out of bacon fat.
Nov 30th
‘Raising’ one’s voice in a crowd of like-minded people takes little strength of character nor does it imply a realization of a truth others cannot see.
Nov 30th
Nov 30th
Living as a feral dog in a world wrought of, by, and for sheep is largely unappealing.
Nov 29th
I’m already tired of the full beard. Soon back to the chops, and some ridiculous tie to the Marlboro Man.
Nov 29th
I bought a (lesbian) friend a book about cunnilingus written by a premature ejaculator who developed his techniques in response to his inadequacies. She took the gift well, but has not made it past the sentence that he reveals his premature ejaculation issues. I am either going to be a saint in the old Gaelic mode (crass), or am going straight to Niflheim.
Nov 29th
Perhaps counter-intuitively, but doing the cha cha to early Bad Brains is the ever-loving heat.
Nov 29th
Is there a kinesiologist in the house?
Nov 28th
If one can ironically use a grain shovel, I have failed.
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
Just saying, every instance of a young man responding with ‘huh’ as an answer to any comment makes me feel over-qualified for the game.
Nov 28th
http://www.brinkthegame.com/media/videos/?id=65 →
Perhaps not the best choice for slightly twitchy folks.
Nov 27th
Last thought for the evening
The cha cha to Shaggy is indeed boombastic.
Nov 27th
Having a yoga instructor as a friend is turning out to be better than friendship with the various bartenders, bar owners, distillers, chefs, madmen, and assorted ne’er-do-wells. I was kvetching about pain in the rotator cuffs that has occurred since I switched from doing cleans and presses with a kettlebell. I described the pain, and demonstrated the motion of the altered lift. Lo and...
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
http://articles.cnn.com/2011-11-25/asia/world_asia_... →
From CNN: Pakistani woman suspected of killing, cooking husband. Good woman, and she’s available. It might be a bit early to see if she wants to date.
Nov 27th
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
“Man is steel, tank is only iron.” From Maoz’s Lebanon. Nice film. I hate tanks, but I made an exception. Generally speaking, anyone who hides behind several inches of plate steel instead of hunting on the ground is not someone whose story interests me.
Nov 26th
Synchronicity. Not quite.
I spend too much time thinking. Or so many a past lover/friend with benefits/girlfriend/mate has told me. So, no surprises, I have been giving a lot of thought to the difficulty or ease with which humans are able to act together in an efficient, what the DoD would call timely, fashion. I tend to do a lot of this very maundering while in or watching traffic, be it on foot or in automobiles. It...
Nov 25th
One may have too much time on one’s hands when learning to be left-handed when right-handed seems like a fantastic project for the Winter. 
Nov 25th
Despite a near-pathological fear of breaking off the tip of my xiphoid process, I have added supermans to this evenings’ workout. Fear is an interesting sensation.
Nov 25th
Hyper-predator. This may be my new favorite term.
Nov 24th
Caiu na roda, ou acorda ou vai rodar.
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Damn, from Autumn’s old country music, straight into Winter’s hip hop. Pharaoh Monch, M.O.P., the Wu Tang. Admittedly easier to rumba and cha cha to these than Hank Williams.
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Cattle raid anyone?
Nov 23rd
Two thoughts
RLSHs. Where are the Super-Villains? Better than a fit, smart, attractive woman in a sundress and boots? A fit, smart, attractive woman in a sundress and boots with an Irish accent.
Nov 23rd
From my to-do list: call Vanson Leathers, make a chainmail band for my cowboy hat, scrub Mikuni carburetor. Living like a rock star.
Nov 23rd
I am sadly out of apple wood for smoking. Damn, I must away to buy some posthaste, there is pork belly to be smoked then roasted.
Nov 22nd
Mmm, I am an intolerant fuck. I had an electrical issues with my car this evening. As I sat behind the wheel calling a friend to pick me up, a group of 20-somethings passed by commenting on my inability to park my car well. I gave some thought to having them lay on the asphalt with their fingers interlaced behind their heads before I helped them discover the facts of mortality. I backed the...
Nov 22nd
I am hesitant to accept it as a compliment: “You’re large and white, I don’t expect you to move at the hips like this.” Damn it, won’t be making it to merengue… Two weeks of cha cha to Shaggy is worth my time every time.
Nov 22nd
Animal Kingdom. Straight up excellence. Then, I am partial to Australians and criminals.
Nov 21st
Custard flavored with fresh orange zest topped with sour cherries. A pie, of course. With a good cup of decaf coffee.
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
“Call me Ishmael Khan,” it never gets old, albeit funnier when on Iran’s Eastern border.
Nov 20th
Nov 19th
Living in the moment is generally the reason why I don’t make many plans.
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Nov 18th
I am really going to have to dress properly for dance class. That said, I don’t wear tee-shirts, and wear sneakers for running only -and only when it is wet to the point that I need the traction.
Nov 17th
Nov 14th
I cannot express how much I like Google Voice. Being able to read a transcript, and/or play the audio message on my computer, versus listening to the message on my phone. One less intrusion into my life. Yes, I am a curmudgeon.
Nov 14th
Yo Meth, where my Killer tape at?
Nov 14th
You know you’re a fucking dork when you catch typos in Latin based on lack of subject agreement.
Nov 14th
Sourdough biscuits with unsalted butter are my carbohydrate nemesis. At least there’s animal fat involved.
Nov 14th