December 2011
101 posts
Is a shitty haircut and poor intellect mutually inclusive with the wearing of polo shirts, or am I more intolerant than the norm? By which I mean my norm, not society’s. Bitter Orange soda, Campari, and blood orange bitters. Soon to be grapefruit juice, Campari, and blood orange bitters. Wasabi Bloody Mary with home-smoked bacon singing its siren song, no lie.
Dec 31st
It’s 8ish degrees above freezing, and I am shopping for engines. Hope springs eternal.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
The Pagan Queen. Well worth the time.
Dec 31st
Success is not to be measured in terms of one’s ease in paying others to do the work one cannot accomplish due to overspecialization.
Dec 31st
It’s a bit sad, but I am simply not enchanted with Eickhoff’s versions of the Ulster Cycle. The magic of the language is lost in his use of dim modern colloquialisms. 
Dec 31st
Sur quelque préférence une estime se fonde, et c’est n’estimer rien qu’estimer tout le monde.
Dec 31st
Oh, the eternal question: to read about evolution and psychology, or internal combustion engines and carburetion.
Dec 31st
Nothing sadder than a shitty ‘custom’ motorcycle.
Dec 30th
Tamarind and rum cocktails. I need to rent a shop to work in, or this will surely be a booze-addled Winter.
Dec 30th
I now review my text-messaging after taking ambien. Last night’s areas of discussion: acquisitiveness, exotic dancers, The Wind in the Willows, libertinage, privateers. And nothing that I am hanging my head about, which sadly does occasionally happen. Odd to have a complete WTF moment and no recollection at all.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Nothing to clutch in life. Nothing to fear in death.
Dec 30th
Nobody move, I am down to one half-full bottle of Matouk’s West Indian hot sauce. Green label, papaya, pickled scotch bonnets. Critical for meat pie ingestion.
Dec 30th
Shite. I need to replace the wiring harness on the US bike. Worse, no heated work/storage space for me this Winter, and there is no way I can carry 500 pounds of bike up to my second-story apartment.  Okay, that’s a lie. I just don’t want to carry it.
Dec 30th
Curse of the Crimson Altar. Barbara Steele’s cleavage in blue paint. What’s not to like?
Dec 30th
The best thing about Paranormal Activity 2 is knowing that Micah is going to die.
Dec 29th
O, I had high hopes for Fringe. Hokey doesn’t begin to capture it.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
I hate the Brooklyn beard. I have yet to shave, Winter in VT produces some cold for which a beard’s insulation is rather nice.
Dec 27th
Two whiskeys and two aspirin. I’m not calling anyone in the morning.
Dec 27th
Dec 24th
Balada Triste de Trompeta. Much better than the English title. For a while I was concerned that it was going to end like a Hollywood love story. As long as the sad clown is sad, and the funny clown, funny, I am happy.
Dec 24th
The Last Circus. Yuletide joy all around.
Dec 24th
I tire of the full beard. Perhaps a pencil moustache next.
Dec 24th
Robocop. Not certain which is worse, the animation, or the tired play on society’s assumption that women cannot serve in high-risk positions.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Who the fuck fostered a culture of bad haircuts and inflated self-importance?
Dec 22nd
I think it’s time for the Schrödinger’s cat tattoo.
Dec 22nd
Dec 20th
Julie Delpy’s fictionalized bio of Erzebet Bathory is quite tasty.
Dec 20th
Beautiful. Australian film. Mild shades of American Beauty, but weirder. And quite good. Fie on me, I didn’t take the bike out, and it was in the 40s Fahrenheit…
Dec 20th
Rammbock. German, short-ish, zombies. Excellent.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
The Violent Kind. I don’t have high hopes. Several minutes in, when the protein-deprived 20-something kicks the shit out of the 30-something who out-masses the former by 60 or so pounds, I was ready to call bullshit. New hypothesis: if someone’s forearm has an equal-to or larger circumference than your upper arm, and they are not morbidly obese, 10 to 1 that they will stomp a mud...
Dec 18th
One quarter-pound of unsalted butter, 3ish pounds almond flour, 3 tablespoons honey, one egg, one teaspoon smoked salt. Not exactly shortbread, but damned close.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
Oh, The Good, The Bad, and The Weird, how I need to watch thee. Later, today’s drinking is fitting to begin. The goal, neither maudlin nor generally angry with homo ferox/stultus/sapiens.
Dec 17th
If you’ve been in one place long enough to need to dig in, you’re been there too long. Me, 15ish years ago. I was a horrible asshole then, too.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
High five to me: I just found and bought a copy of R.A. Wilson’s The Book of the Breast, the edition printed by Playboy. It’s way better with nudie pictures from the 1970s and earlier.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
Isolation. Not much better than an Irish film about bovine genetic engineering gone wrong.
Dec 16th
Dec 15th
Them! 1954. Dawn of the Atomic Age, or so the blurb says.
Dec 15th
Bloody populists and their insistence that children need to be protected, versus informed by their families. the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find, taken as a whole and with respect to minors, appeals to a prurient interest in nudity, sex, or excretion, and the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find depicts, describes, or...
Dec 15th